Every day, the same old story. Hold the phone. Hit the pause.
If I didn’t know better I would say it’s sabotage.
Is it all too much to handle? Could you just- Oh never mind.
I think I’d rather do it myself so please don’t waste my time.
Stay away, far away. I don’t need your help today.
Stay away, far away. How are you still here anyway?
How can you be so obstructive? Murphy’s law personified.
It doesn’t even take my worst to fix your best try.
You fuck it up and shrug your shoulders. Every time- Oh not again.
Good help is so hard to find. Oh when will this shit end?
Stay away, far away. I don’t need your help today.
Stay away, far away. How are you still here anyway?
And I’ve been trying to stay calm.
This has gone on for so long.
Never had to be so hard.
But I’ll keep waiting patiently.
Waiting for the day they’ll see
You for what you really are.
Every day, the same excuses. Every day, the same abuses.
Anyway, we know you’re useless. Don’t waste my time.
Stay away, far away. I don’t need your help today.
Stay away, far away. How are you still here anyway?
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